Ephesians 5 5 1 Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children 2 and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God. 3 But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. 4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. 5 For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a person is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. [ a ] 6 Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God’s wrath comes on those who are disobedient. 7 Therefore do not be partners with them. 8 For you were once darkness, but now you are light i...
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Yesterday was Mother's Day and I felt well loved. There were homemade cards, homemade earrings, and demands for me to sit down. My sweet husband made me a gluten-free coconut cake which was ooooooh so good. (Coconut is my favorite...yet the rest of my family strangely doesn't enjoy it). He cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner! What a blessing he is to me!
After having the day completely off, I have to admit that it is hard to leave that Princess-for-a day time behind. It is a little harder to not feel my blood pressure rise ..over normal kid stuff today. Silly, huh?
Tim Hawkins, one of my favorite comedians, wrote a song about when he had to fill his wife's "shoes" for the day. Here is the song he wrote. (Lyrics below)... Enjoy the laugh from me...and Tim Hawkins... Off to go get my yoga pants...
My
wife was out for three days to visit her mom,
I was supposed to cook and clean, while she was gone.
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands,
I had to know the secret, I had to understand.
Well, I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
It might be soap operas but she says they're too fake
It's not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
I realize it's got to be something that she wears - yoga pants
She wears them all day
Yoga pants, at work and at play
Yoga pants, what's all the fuss
What makes them so special that they keep them from us?!?
Well any normal person would leave it alone
but I'm not a normal person and nobody was home
My wife was out of town and my kids were outside
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try! - yoga pants
So stretchy and thin!
Yoga pants, feels like my own skin!
Yoga pants, where you been all my life?!?
I've never done Yoga, but it's made me want to try!
Yoga pants, so soft and so sleek
Yoga pants, feels good on my cheeks!
Yoga pants, these are the best
If you're waiting for a video...don't hold your breath!
I am so thankful that God tells us laughter is good for us.
Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
Psalm 126:2-3 Then our mouths were filled with laughter and our tongues with joyful songs. Then the nations said, “The LORD has done spectacular things for them.” The LORD has done spectacular things for us. We are overjoyed.
Job 8:21 He will once again fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.
Before you jump to the conclusion that I am saying Christian are "brainless" sheep, read this post completely. If you still aren't sure, read this post: Are Christians brainless? Why does He call us SHEEP? ( The Bible makes reference to sheep no less than 220 times). A few of the more notable passages that come to mind are the 23 rd Psalm, Isa. 53:6 and John 10. There are many references to His People being sheep. So why not something more powerful, like a ram or horse? Why not something more graceful and valued, like a prized bird? Well, God chose to use the word sheep to identify His followers, as we are "His sheep." Our shepherd, Jesus, is leading the way, so let's look at the facts about sheep-the nature of sheep. Let's look at the facts about sheep- *Sheep aren’t intelligent . Sheep are not known to be smart or cunning animals when it comes to safety; rather, they are susceptible and tend to wander away from the pro...
Ephesians 5 5 1 Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children 2 and walk in the way of love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and sacrifice to God. 3 But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. 4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. 5 For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a person is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. [ a ] 6 Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God’s wrath comes on those who are disobedient. 7 Therefore do not be partners with them. 8 For you were once darkness, but now you are light i...
There is so much in the news that paints Christians as unloving. Chick-fil-a didn't attack homosexual marriage, but defended traditional marriage. ..There are gay bars so why can't there be "Family" restaurants? Where is the tolerance for Christians? Our society is bent to believe that Christians are uneducated or simple minded. (I have three college degrees..). Our society is bent towards being intolerant to Christian principles and ideals. Why do Christians want these ideals, beyond God said it? Because working hard, treating people like you want to be treated, forgiving others, marriages (where no one gives up), ..are the things that are best for people. No one wants their possessions stolen. No one wants their children splitting time living with another spouse. No one wants their children not to have the influence of both a father and mother (as neither are replaceable). No one wants to be treated unkindly. ...
:) Very funny!!
ReplyDeleteI just saw him perform this song live two days ago. His live shows are like nothing I've ever seen, he is just so funny
ReplyDeleteI am so thankful that God tells us laughter is good for us.
DeleteProverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength.
Psalm 126:2-3 Then our mouths were filled with laughter and our tongues with joyful songs. Then the nations said, “The LORD has done spectacular things for them.” The LORD has done spectacular things for us. We are overjoyed.
Job 8:21 He will once again fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.